Christian has been kidnapped by Tibetan Wing Chunners.
As it turns out, Christian is the Golden Child Representing Guys with Long Hair, who are mat rats, and do weird social equality programming projects.
Sardum Nupsy has kidnapped him.
Dave Gonzales is the Chosen One.
If people want to help, I will be posting a funding link, that is not at all designed to collect cash to pay for various kayaking expenses, liquor, or human adrenal gland doses.
<Don't click the link, man (or woman)>
My account has also been reset. I received an email about 40 minutes ago saying that my account has been verified. I logged on, and it's set as pending. What's going on?!